Fan Movie is where fans write their Samurai Pizza Cats Movie that should be on TV or on the Big Screen. The fans can tell their own Samurai Pizza Cats Story. Hope that one day these films will come to life. Hope that someone will bring the show back to life. New music opening and closing just like the Gundams series. Almost faithful to the Japanese version including the Japanese music score. This Big Cheese is a fox. For now on in this films, this will have "No More Breaking the Fourth Wall." This will have Comedy, Serious, Mecha, Action, Uncut, Unedited, and Uncensored. The show will have some light and dark moments. It is now a Web Movie. Samurai Pizza Cats Movie.
Synopsis[]
In a parallel universe (World 007), Agent Speed (Speedy Cerviche), Agent Bird (Good Bird), Agent S (Stack Harsh), Agent D (Dack Hastokli) and Agent K (Ketting McLormick) are on the hunt for the C.I.A.'s most evilest criminal mastermind who created movies to make people suicide themselves and roboticize them to turn them into ultimate robots to take over the universe named Tearakjerkon (Derrick Bartman). Agent Speed and Agent Bird needs to stop the evil mastermind but they found a couple of girls name Sexternella (Polly Esther) and Makenao Lovebird (Carla). Can these C.I.A. agents stop Tearakjerkon from taking over the universe before it’s too late?
Samurai Pizza Cats (Tearakjerkon)[]
In the parallel universe World 007, somewhere in Switzerland the secret agent is trying to rescue Agent Zev from his capturers of Queen Icer. The secret agent breaks in and got Agent Zev out of here with a snow mobile. Queen Icer and her henchmen follow them until the snow mobile that the henchmen were on is destroyed by the laser. The snow mobile appears and the people who were on the snow mobile are Agent Speed (World 007 version of Speedy Cerviche) and Agent Bird (World 007 version of Good Bird). The sled appears and they have children. The three children names are Agent S (World 007 version of Stack Harsh), Agent D (World 007 version of Dack Hastokli) and Agent K (World 007 version of Ketting McLormick). Agent Speed says, "You need any help?" The secret agent says, "How did you get there?" Agent Bird says, "Long story perhaps." Agent S looks at Agent Speed and Agent Bird and says, "Um... I hate to break it to you but Queen Icer and her henchmen are on our tail." Agent K got his rocket launcher and yells, "(Duck!)" Agent K fires the rocket launcher and blows the part of the mountain thus creating the avalanche. The avalanche wipes out Queen Icer and her henchmen. Agent Speed and Agent Bird use their grappling hooks to get Agent S, Agent D, Agent K, and Agent Zev out of this but the secret agent got killed in the avalanche. Agent Speed says, "Now that was the great rescue mission."
(The Intro Plays)
Agent K walks in the white circle and got shot many times. Agent K is dead. Agent Speed, Agent Bird, Agent S and Agent D made it into the white circle. Agent S says, "Oh my god they killed Agent K." Agent D yelled, "You Bastards!" Agent Bird says, "Okay knock it off. Agent K didn't know it was a gun alright." Agent Speed said, "Let’s get going." The screen fades black. The screen shows colors and an eye. The eye sheds a tear and a watery figure falls out and water splashes. The robots appear on their unicycles chasing Agent S, Agent K, Agent D, Agent Speed and Agent Bird. Agent Bird, Agent Speed, Agent S and Agent D got on the helicopter and got away but Agent K didn't. Agent K gets blown away by Sexternella and flicked off by Makenao Lovebird and Agent K hit the sharp edge and blood comes out. Then more eyes appear and shed tears and more robots appear. There shows Jonathon D. Jaystar talking on his cellphone and drowns from the close door tear trap. Professor Jack uses the ray gun to vaporize Agent K to test it. Jifber Killstrike has a gun and shoots it. Agent Speed ducks but Agent K got shot and blood comes out and Agent K dies. Lucin delivering the report to Chief Bolan and Chief Bolan starts to dance. Agent Scorp uses his tail to touch people to paralyze them and starts to run. Tearakjerkon appears and sheds a tear.
(The Intro Ends)
Later at the C.I.A. H.Q., Agent Speed meets up with Agent Scorp. Agent Scorp says, "Hello I notice that you have completed your mission." Agent Speedy says, "I know that was an easy mission was it." Agent Bird shows up and says, "You said it Agent Speed." Agent K says hello to Lucin (World 007 version of Lucille). Lucin says, "Hello psycho maniac rapist." Agent S comes up to Lucin and says, "Hey don't be mean to Agent K." Agent K said, "(You said it.)" Agent D shows up and said, "Nice to see you guys." Agent S and Agent K says, "Nice to see you too." Lucin turns the speaker on and said, "Agent Speed and Agent Bird the chief wants to see you." Lucin turns the speaker off and looks at Agent S, Agent D, and Agent K and yells, "You Three Are GOING WITH THEM!!" Agent S, Agent D and Agent K ran and met up with Agent Speed and Agent Bird at Chief Bolan's office. Chief Bolan told them that Jonathon D. Jaystar (World 007 version of Big Cheese) is planning to remake the movie of Star Wars episode IV ‘A New Hope’ into Staak Caaaa the Mysterious Egg. Staak Caaaa the Mysterious Egg replaces Darth Vader with a potato monster, a Pikachu plays as Luke Skywalker, Justin Bieber plays as Princess Liea, a Houndour plays as Han Solo and Droids are replaced by potatoes. Agent K laughs. Agent S, Agent D, Agent Speed and Agent Bird didn't found it very funny. Chief Bolan says, "I want you agents to stop the film making and stop them. Agent Scorp will go with you to stop the movie from happening." The C.I.A. agents went into the lab to get some gadgets. Professor Jack (World 007 of Kazuma) shows the rocket shoes, a gumball which could blow a bubble and makes it a barrier which reflects bullets after done chewing, a carbon freeze ray gun which freezes enemies in carbonate and a slingshot traps hot which is a regular slingshot. Agent Speed felt disappointed that the slingshot traps hot is a regular slingshot. Agent K accepts the slingshot traps hot. Agent Speed decides to go with these gadgets and go save the world.
Somewhere in Afghanistan, Agent Speed disguises himself as a camera man, Agent K disguise himself as a cactus, Agent D is wearing his camouflage suit, Agent S is invisible, Agent Bird is flying up so he won't get spotted and Agent Scorp is disguised as a chef. They notice that the people are filming Pokémon to make Staak Caaaa the Mysterious Egg better. Agent K sees Justin Bieber and says, "(It's Justin Bieber)" Agent S says, "Keep it quiet you are going to blow our cover." Justin Bieber is talking to Jonathon D. Jaystar about his part. Justin Bieber said, "Boy this is going to make me famous." Jonathon said, "Well that was great about it." Agent Scorp made food and drinks and give them to the waiter. The waiter gives Jonathon the lobster with butter and wine and gives Justin Bieber some ice cream to celebrate. Justin Bieber eats the ice cream and starts to short circuit. Jonathon said, "You stupid waiter Justin Bieber can't have ice cream." Agent Speed and Agent Bird notice that Justin Bieber is a robot and the robot Justin Bieber started to go crazy. The robot Justin Bieber is destroying the movie set until Agent K fires a slingshot which blows up the robot Justin Bieber's head and fell off the pit. The rats are eating the short circuited robot of Justin Bieber and exploded. Jonathon J. Star escapes with his helicopter and fled. Meanwhile at Robo Tear Island, the robot told the mastermind that the robot Justin Bieber was destroyed because of the robot weakness called ice cream. The mastermind turns his chair and got angry. The mastermind says, "Bring me my henchmen." The four henchmen appear. Henchmen A says, "What is it Tearakjerkon sir? Tearakjerkon (World 007 of Derrick Bartman) says, "You have failed me to make a movie. For now on you will die." Tearakjerkon pushes the button and Henchmen A fell off the trapdoor in and slides to the close door tear trap. The Henchmen didn't get in. Tearakjerkon says, "Let me try this again." Terakjerkon uses the robot claw and puts the henchmen in the closet door tear trap and uses the water to drown the henchmen. Henchmen A died. Tearakjerkon says, "Stupid contractor." Tearakjerkon felt humiliated that the robot version of Justin Bieber is destroyed and vows his revenge on the C.I.A. Somewhere in Egypt, Agent Speed is disguised as an Egyptian woman, Agent Bird is disguised as an Egyptian woman, Agent K is disguised as a cactus, Agent S is invisible, Agent Scorp is disguised as a sheik, and Agent D is hiding in the Egyptian vase. A few Egyptian men see the Agent Speed and Agent Bird. One of the Egyptian men said, "Hey, ladies." Agent Speed and Agent Bird giggle like girls. Chief Bolan appears disguised as an Egyptian woman. Chief Bolan says, "Good to see you agents." Chief Bolan shows the computer of the robot Justin Bieber. Chief Bolan says, "I want to show you that the Justin Bieber robot is created by the most dangerous criminal of the C.I.A. is called Tearakjerkon." He shows the picture of his mother on the computer. Agent Speed says, "That’s not dangerous." Chief Bolan says, "Oops sorry that’s my picture of my mother." Chief Bolan changes the picture on the computer. The computer shows the picture of Tearakjerkon. Chief Bolan says, "Now that’s Tearakjerkon." Agent Bird asked, "What are his crimes?" Chief Bolan says, “His crimes are terrorism, arms dealing, multiple murders, theft, smuggling, illegal experiments, and attempted world domination that kind of stuff." Agent Bird nodded. Chief Bolan tells them to stay as Egyptian women for a while and find any information about what Tearakjerkon is planning and where to find him and stop him. The agents continue their undercover mission. Meanwhile, two mysterious girls show up, a female cat and a female bird. The two girls dress up in black jumpsuit. The female cat says, "Mission begins." Later the night, Agent Speed and Agent Bird are at the hotel and they wear tuxedos and head to a bar to drink, Later, an announcer introduces two women to sing. Two women appear. One is a red hair cat and she's wearing a long black dress. The other is an orange hair bird and she's wearing a long black dress. Agent Speed's and Agent Bird's mouths drop and they see these two gorgeous girls. The two girls begin to sing. Agent Speed and Agent Bird are drawn to these two girls. The two gorgeous girls sing a song.
Our Love is a Cat and a Bird
Sexternella: My love is a cat. Who appears to love a pretty cat like me? My heart is so full of love so me and my love could get married and live in the house. I fell in love with him and he is my love and then after we were married then we will have children and then our hearts will be together forever and ever.
Makenao Lovebird: My love is a bird. Who has wings to fly in the sky and carry me to the lovely paradise? My heart will be filled with joy and we will be together in our hearts. That bird stole my heart. It's like love at first sight and it will be lovely. Once we get married and have children and we will be here forever. But, there will be our love in the most heart like ourselves. I and the bird will be together forever and ever.
Sexternella and Makenao Lovebird: Our love is a cat and a bird and we will be there in our hearts forever and ever. It’s our love.
Sexternella: I love a cat.
Makenao Lovebird: I love a bird.
Sexternella and Makenao Lovebird: Then our lovers will marry us and we will be together forever and there will be our loves our life and it will be so beautiful. Then we will travel around the world and will be in our hearts forever in our lives. Then we will get married forever and ever.
Sexternella: My love is a cat. Who appears to love a pretty cat like me? My heart is so full of joy so me and my love could go on a date and be together. My love is so cool and we will be married and have children.
Makenao Lovebird: My love is a bird. Who has the courage to save me from danger? He is a crow and he is awesome and he will love me. I and my lover will have a perfect love. This crow will be my lover forever and ever.
Sexternella and Makenao Lovebird: Our love is a cat and a bird and we will be there in our hearts forever and ever. It’s our love.
Sexternella: I love a cat.
Makenao Lovebird: I love a bird.
Sexternella and Makenao Lovebird: Then our lovers will marry us and we will be together forever and there will be our loves our life and it will be so beautiful. Then we will travel around the world and will be in our hearts forever in our lives. Then we will get married forever and ever.
Sexternella: My love is a cat.
Makenao Lovebird: My love is a bird.
Sexternella and Makenao Lovebird: Our love is a cat and a bird.
Agent Speed and Agent Bird said, "Wow." Agent Speed and Agent Bird applauded for the girls. Agent Speed and Agent Bird decide to talk to these two ladies. Agent Speed says, "Hey ladies. Like your voices." Agent Bird looks at the beautiful bird and says, "I like your outfit." The female bird blushes and says, "Why thank you." Agent Speed looks at the beautiful cat and says, "Your voice is lovely." The female cat blushes and says, "Thanks." Agent Speed and Agent Bird introduced themselves. The female cat named Sexternella and the female bird named Makenao Lovebird introduced themselves. Agent Speed and Sexternella and Agent Bird and Makenao Lovebird go on a date. Meanwhile, Tearakjerkon and his evil henchmen arrive in Egypt. Later, Agent Speed and Agent Bird take the girls to a fancy restaurant. Agent Speed and Agent Bird try to flirt with the girls. Meanwhile, the bad guys find a place to build their base. Tearakjerkon orders his henchmen to begin on building ultimate robots. Meanwhile after they finish eating, Agent Speed and Agent Bird take the girls back to the hotel. Agent Speed takes Sexternella to his room. Agent Bird takes Makenao Lovebird to his room. The two agents begin to entertain the ladies. Later, Agent Speed sleeps with Sexternella while Agent Bird sleeps with Makenao Lovebird.
The next day, the agents wake up. They notice that the girls are in the shower. The agents take a peek only to get hit by the girls. Later, the agents take the girls out. Meanwhile, Agent S, Agent D, and Agent K are wondering around the city until they spot Tearakjerkon and his men. The three agent’s pursuit the criminal; however, they were overwhelmed by Tearakjerkon and his men. The three agents, but sent to the hospital. Later, Agent Speed and Agent Bird show up at the hospital and see the three agents. The three agents tell Agent Speed and Agent Bird that they saw Tearakjerkon and his men in the city. Meanwhile, Sexternella and Makenao Lovebird overhear this and they leave the hospital to search for Tearakjerkon and his men. Agent Speed and Agent Bird leave the hospital and they begin to search for Tearakjerkon and his men. Meanwhile, the girls track Tearakjerkon down to a cave. The girls see Tearakjerkon's henchmen go into the cave. The girls sneak inside the cave. The girls see the henchmen talk to Tearakjerkon. The girls notice the robots. The girl’s think of a plan to stop Tearakjerkon and destroy the robots until Tearakjerkon's henchmen spots them. The girls kick Tearakjerkon's henchmen in the balls and gave them the black eye and tied up the henchmen. The girls take off the henchmen’s clothing and wear them as a disguise. The girls put bombs in the lair. The girls take off their disguises and destroy the lair. The girls see Agent Speed and Agent Bird and are shocked to see each other. The girls told the boys that they were here to stop Tearakjerkon and foil his evil plan. Agent Speed and Agent Bird team up with Sexternella and Makenao Lovebird to save the world. Agent Speed fell in love with Sexternella and Agent Bird fell in love with Makenao Lovebird. Meanwhile, Tearakjerkon is angry at the henchmen for failing their mission and executed them. The bounty hunter named Jifber Killstrike (World 007 version of Al Dente) shows up and tells Tearakjerkon that he will help him and Jonathon D. Jaystar on their plans for world domination. Tearakjerkon tells Jifber to make sure that the agents don't get in his way. Later, the agents continue searching for Tearakjerkon. The agents found some clues and they try to put them together. Eventually they find out where Tearakjerkon is going to strike next. Meanwhile, Jifber and Jonathon spot the agents. The bad guys order the henchmen to slow them down. The bad guys fight the agents. The agents gain the upper hand until Jifber and Jonathon throw knockout gas and knock out the agents. The bad guys capture the agents. Later, the agents wake up and they found themselves tied to four tables. (Just like in the film Goldfinger.) Tearakjerkon walks up to them. Tearakjerkon tells the agents that their going die. Tearakjerkon takes out a giant laser. He aims the laser at the agents. He tells the heroes that in a few hours the whole world will be his for the taking. Tearakjerkon turns on the laser. The laser begins to hit the floor first. The laser begins to move and it heads towards the agents. Tearakjerkon leaves and he says goodbye to the agents. The agents try to find a way to break out of the chains. Sexternalla and Makenao Lovebird take out a gadget that shoots laser. They use it to break free from their chains and they free Agent Speed and Agent Bird. The agents escape. Later, the agents track down Tearakjerkon and his henchmen. Later, the agents found Tearakjerkon and his henchmen. Tearakjerkon unleashes the robots to attack cities, countries, and the world. The agents need a plan to stop the robots from destroying the world. Agent Speed and Agent Bird got an idea. Agent Bird and Makenao Lovebird can fight the robots from the sky while Agent Speed and Sexternalla fight the robots from the ground. The agents find this a great idea. The agents fight the robots. Agent Bird and Makenao Lovebird fight the robots in the sky while Agent Speed and Sexternalla fight the robots from the ground. Agent Bird and Makenao Lovebird use their gadgets and combat skills to fight the robots. Agent Speed and Sexternalla use their gadgets and combat skills to fight the robots. Meanwhile, Tearakjerkon is angry that the agents are attacking the robots. Later, the agents combine their gadgets and combat skills and they destroy the robots. The agents get ready to confront Tearakjerkon. Tearakjerkon shows up and he gets inside a giant robot. The agents fight the giant robot. Tearakjerkon shots lasers and missiles at the agents. The agents dodge them. Sexternalla and Makenao Lovebird got an idea. Sexternalla and Makenao Lovebird use their gadgets to plug the missile barrels. Agent Speed and Agent Bird use their gadgets to plug the laser barrels. Tearakjerkon doesn't know that the weapons' barrels are plugged up. Tearakjerkon fires his weapons. Suddenly, the weapons can't get out because the agents plugged up the weapons' barrels causing the robot to explode. Tearakjerkon is burned and covered with bruises. Agent Speed and Sexternalla slap the handcuffs on him. Tearakjerkon is arrested.
The next day, Tearakjerkon is taken to jail and he'll wait to be put for trial. Later, Agent Speed marries Sexternella and Agent Bird marries Makenao Lovebird. The newlyweds went on their honeymoon and Agent K got dragged by the ropes and screams. Agent S and Agent H laugh at Agent K for being dragged on the wedding. Agent Scorp says, "Well I guess this is a happy and funny wedding."
The End
Commentary[]
I watch T.U.F.F. Puppy which had animal secret agents with cool gadgets and weapons. I also watch the American Dad episode where Stan has to stop the evil mastermind from making the people of the world crying when they are watching a sad movie. I know about James Bond movies. This story is going to be about Speedy's World 007 counterpart and Good Bird's World 007 counterpart are trying to stop Derrick Bartman's World 007 counterpart from taking over the universe.
Trivia[]
First appearance of Agent Speed, Agent Bird, Agent Scorp (World 007), Agent S, Agent D, Agent K, Proffesor Jack, Chief Bolan(World 007), Johnathon D. Jaystar, Tearakjerkon, Lucin, Jifber Strikekiller, Sexternalla, Makenao Lovebird
Agent Speed is the World 007 version of Speedy Cerviche.
Agent Bird is the World 007 version of Good Bird.
Jifber Strikekiller is the World 007 version of Al Dente.
Agent S is the World 007 version of Stack Harsh.
Agent K is the World 007 version of Ketting McLormick.
Sexternella is the World 007 version of Polly Esther
Makenao Lovebird is the World 007 version of Carla
The song Our Love is a Cat and a Bird.